Dear St. Jude, I implore of you the following. I suffer from a condition they say has no cure, a form of cystitis that causes the near constant need to relieve myself. I beg of you to heal and strenghthen my ravaged body. Turn not your back on me, a repentant sinner, someone who showed great charity to those in areas of the world that suffered for lack of food and clean water. All this I humbly ask in the mighty name of your friend, Jesus. Amen.